Bloo
Age: 21
Birthday: 5th November 1987
Hometown: Middlesbrough, England
Job: Auxiliary Nurse
Martial status: Has a boyfriend named Scott
On the rare occasions Bloo isn't at work, this strange creature can usually be found sitting far too close to the TV while she plays on videogames, racing little kids to get on the swings, dancing around and singing terribly, or hanging off her boyfriend's leg. Scientists aren't sure if said boyfriend is deaf, blind, stupid, or a mixture of all three.
She hates wasps, homophobic twats, chavs, litter, people who leave no toilet roll on the holder, and Lavender.
For Destiny Productions, Bloo is the editor and general director, simply meaning she is the one that gets obsessed, will not let go of the camera, then can't wait to string it all together just so she can replay it over and over, cackling at inside jokes.
Sora
Age: 19
Birthday: 3rd May 1989
Hometown: Middlesbrough, England
Job: Student bum
Marital status: Single lady-killer
It is a very rare sight to see this 'thing' out of its warm, cosy bed, and no amount of pillow-whacking, menu-throwing or "STOP FUCKING SNORING" shouting can rouse it. But when it does lift it's head out of the depths of a pillow, you had better stand back.
Sora may come off as the quieter one of the duo, but what you see isn't always what you get. She is the one that will fire that side-splitting joke, the one that will dance in the background pulling funny faces, therefore being responsible for over half of the blooper-reels (even though it's usually Bloo buggering up, it is sooo Sora's fault by making her laugh!)
For Destiny Productions, Sora gives our videos that crazy charm, killer one-liners and perfcting finishing touches.